Winter Olympics: The Drinking Games

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Some said you’d never be able to do it… that you were a dreamer.

But still, clinging to a primal tenacity …

You trained.

You hydrated.

You believed.

And finally… your day has come!

It’s with open arms that we welcome you to the 2014 Winter Olympics Drinking Games!

May the shots be ever in your favor….

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“The Gold Medal Winer”

First up is a sport that has been around for centuries, yet never before has anyone held worn the title of the “The Gold Medal Winer.” I like to call it “Winning at wining!”

Entry Requirements:

• A wine yoke
• Gold metallic spray paint
• Red, white and blue ribbon
• Glass of your favorite wine

Instructions:

• Remove the strap from the wine yoke
• Spray paint the rubber part of the wine yoke with gold spray paint. Allow each side to dry before the painting the other side.
• Remove the metal clasps from the wine yoke strap and attach it to chosen length of red, white and blue ribbon.
• Attach new strap to gold yoke, insert wine glass, pour beverage.
• And you’re off!!

The Flying Tomato

Bloody Mary — meet Shaun White. Shaun White — Bloody Mary.

Regardless or whether or not the only snowboarding you’ve ever done has been on your xbox, now you can compete like a champion! This altered Bloody Mary pays homage to Olympic Snowboarder Shaun White… AKA “The Flying Tomato.”

Entry Requirements:

• 35 ounces of tomato juice
• 2 tsp horseradish
• 1 lemon, juiced
• 1/2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
• 1/2 tsp celery salt
• 1/4 tsp kosher salt
• Couple dashes of hot sauce, to taste
• 1 1/2 cups of vodka

Instructions:

• For garnish, add 5 onion rings, 1 White Castle Slider (get it…??) , 1 cherry tomato, and 1 stalk of celery

“Game of Thrones”

No one ever said that the Winter Drinking Games we glamorous! This game involves two twin toilet shots – Sochi stye – as seen here.

Entry Requirements:

• Two toilet shot glasses
• Vodka (I chose blueberry vodka– for that Tidy Bowl effect.)

Instructions:

Bottoms… er… up…?

“Putin Pops”

Remember that childhood favorite – Pudding Pops? This is kinda like ‘em… but BETTER. These pudding pops are infused with ye ol’ Russian delicacy – VODKA!

Entry Requirements:

• 1 5.9 oz box of instant chocolate pudding
• 3 cups of milk
• 5oz vodka
• 3 oz Kahlua
• Popsicle mold

Instructions:

• Combine milk, pudding mix, vodka and Kahlua in a bowl, then pour into mold. Leave mold in freezer for at least 4 hours.

* Bill Cosby Sweater Optional

“Get Lucky”

Who can forget the 2014 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony featuring the Russian Police Choir performing, “Get Lucky?”

Now YOU can “Get Lucky” with blue diamonds, purple horseshoes, red balloons, shooting stars….!!!

Entry Requirements:

• Lucky Charms Cereal
• 1 shot green creme de menthe
• 1 shot white creme de cacao
• 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream
• 1 shot vodka

Instructions:

• Moisten one side of Lucky Charms marshmallows and adhere to cocktail glass rim
• Blend vodka, creme de menthe, white creme de cacao and ice cream – pour into glass

A cocktail that is “magically delicious!”